If the criminal life of Tom Papania was made into a movie here are some suggestions as to who should play the roles of the people who have battled Tom for many years . . .

The part of former Wise Guy Rocky Scarfone will be played by actor Joe Pesci:

The part of wanna-be mob enforcer Tom Papania will be played by comedian Tom Papa:

Corporate whistle-blower Brian Karjala (that's me) will be played by my four year-old self:





(because exposing Papania's fraud is so easy any child could do it)

Evangelical leaders Pat Robertson and James Dobson will be played by the two old men from The Muppet Show:

The two Australians Wayne and Andrew (from tompapania.info) will be played by Crocodile Dundee and the Crocodile Hunter: